There’s a war going on – a war against unacceptable female nipples.
Both Facebook and Instagram have strict anti-nipple policies that
ban photos of topless women unless they are breastfeeding or showing a
mastectomy scar.
Topless men and their nipples, however, are deemed perfectly fine.
Because unlike acceptable male nipples, unacceptable lady nipples sit on
sexy lady breasts, whose sole purpose – apart from you know, providing
infants with nutrition – must be to titillate men.
The social media states are apparently nervous that pictures of lady
nipples will turn us all into sex-crazed beasts. But is one any more
offensive than the other?
And more importantly, can you, an ordinary nipple-owning member of the
public, spot the difference between an obscene lady nipple and a totally
inoffensive man nipple? Take our quiz to find out.
This one??
Or this one?